• After party

    After party

    Б-г і бярозы Okay, if we want to get down and dirty I feel kind of like Louis CK right now. I mean if you want to take a picture, I’m just an old man playing with my dick in a park. Or you could listen to my side of the story. I did my… Continue reading

  • Ariana is in the house with 1 hour to go

    Ariana is in the house with 1 hour to go

    Listen to this. Let’s set the tone. The industry says she has it and maybe they are right. Maybe she is the perfect blend of everything Instagram ever wanted to be. A mixed amalgam of races with the voice of an Angel and the heart of a Lion. Or a devotee of Auto-Tune. Just a… Continue reading

  • Update

    Update

    That went interestingly. It seems the neighbors were having a party and I was speaking to them in correct English and allowed enough voice for them to at least have a thought I was speaking to them. Technically, I was just rehearsing my lines for tomorrow’s celebration and not making an eco protest about the… Continue reading

  • Dress rehearsal

    Dress rehearsal

    So I’m outside here at this unbelievable meeting that is getting ready to take place. Longest day. Is this the greatest holiday in the world? When I think of all of the things we call holidays and all of the things we celebrate, I think I could go with this one. Right now at a… Continue reading

  • Classified ad

    Classified ad

    I no longer need my neighbors. I acquired them along with my house and they’ve been hanging around basically destroying everything they touch and I don’t really need them anymore. I am putting them out on the street and if anyone sees any value in them, take them home. And if nobody wants them and… Continue reading

  • Protestors

    Protestors

    We had an unexpected ecological protest take place at the ball games this afternoon. Before thanking the crowd for listening to her and waving to almost universal cheers, she made the following statement: Look, it’s a government scheme. Government is the idea that if we can be grouped, we can be ruled. Technically speaking, the… Continue reading

  • Meanwhile back at the front!

    Meanwhile back at the front!

    Yo! Did you read this? Did you read what just got printed in the utopian. Go! Go there right now and read meanwhile back at the front. And you tell me who you think wins the argument! I’m not going to give you another link. Find the link already. Go. Go. Pish. Pish. Pish. Continue reading

  • Monday morning meeting

    Monday morning meeting

    Perhaps Tiger can lead us out of the desert Why do we need a picture here? It’s been our habit to sort of… Instagram. We give people a picture to look at and they stare at the picture and they go oh, oh, oh but they never bother to read, which is the point of… Continue reading

  • Night of the Long Knives

    Night of the Long Knives

    Check out the new literature, or new old literature, at the green 2021 project. I hear it is scandalous. The Night of the Long Knives Continue reading

  • By the way…

    By the way…

    Maybe just one more quick story because I can’t believe I’m living this life. We’re getting into the afternoon of one of the longest pre-shabba’s days of the year and I am really restless. It’s too much sunshine. It’s too much daylight. But then in the middle of everything, Ghenna came by. I reminded myself… Continue reading

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