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June 25, 2023

Peeking out from the Sunday morning wreckage

Boy oh boy, the Wagners are in Belarus. Doesn’t that make you feel warm all over? It’s really early on a rainy Sunday morning and we are in the middle of a shitshow. They’ve created a soap opera that creates a convenience story to move the Nazis into Belarus. The murder games that the leaders… Continue reading
June 25, 2023

Issue #9 of the Utopian is available now.

Scandal. Racism. Street theater. Acknowledgment of nature. Our devotion to the sun and the natural order of life and a musical protest against those who ruin our planet for profits and power. And some amazing baseball, field golf and a collective effort to increase literacy and awareness and make things better for our home. Click… Continue reading
June 23, 2023

A good command

I am sitting on a stool underneath the cherry plum tree. Actually it’s more of a giant cherry plum bush. Another mutant, like me. Did this morning go well? The truck with our winter’s wood did not show up yesterday. No call, no explanation. This had me worried because I’m not going to work on… Continue reading
June 21, 2023

After party

Б-г і бярозы Okay, if we want to get down and dirty I feel kind of like Louis CK right now. I mean if you want to take a picture, I’m just an old man playing with my dick in a park. Or you could listen to my side of the story. I did my… Continue reading
June 21, 2023

Ariana is in the house with 1 hour to go

Listen to this. Let’s set the tone. The industry says she has it and maybe they are right. Maybe she is the perfect blend of everything Instagram ever wanted to be. A mixed amalgam of races with the voice of an Angel and the heart of a Lion. Or a devotee of Auto-Tune. Just a… Continue reading
June 20, 2023

Update

That went interestingly. It seems the neighbors were having a party and I was speaking to them in correct English and allowed enough voice for them to at least have a thought I was speaking to them. Technically, I was just rehearsing my lines for tomorrow’s celebration and not making an eco protest about the… Continue reading
June 20, 2023

Dress rehearsal

So I’m outside here at this unbelievable meeting that is getting ready to take place. Longest day. Is this the greatest holiday in the world? When I think of all of the things we call holidays and all of the things we celebrate, I think I could go with this one. Right now at a… Continue reading
June 20, 2023

Classified ad

I no longer need my neighbors. I acquired them along with my house and they’ve been hanging around basically destroying everything they touch and I don’t really need them anymore. I am putting them out on the street and if anyone sees any value in them, take them home. And if nobody wants them and… Continue reading
June 19, 2023

Protestors

We had an unexpected ecological protest take place at the ball games this afternoon. Before thanking the crowd for listening to her and waving to almost universal cheers, she made the following statement: Look, it’s a government scheme. Government is the idea that if we can be grouped, we can be ruled. Technically speaking, the… Continue reading
June 19, 2023

Meanwhile back at the front!

Yo! Did you read this? Did you read what just got printed in the utopian. Go! Go there right now and read meanwhile back at the front. And you tell me who you think wins the argument! I’m not going to give you another link. Find the link already. Go. Go. Pish. Pish. Pish. Continue reading

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This page, The Utopian! and Practical English are part of the Gereen 2021 project. The goal is raising consiousness and indevidual vested interest in our communites through literacy and sound ecological practices. All questions, comments and contributions are welcome. Please drop a line at PEBelarus@gmail.com

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