• Monday morning meeting

    Monday morning meeting

    Perhaps Tiger can lead us out of the desert Why do we need a picture here? It’s been our habit to sort of… Instagram. We give people a picture to look at and they stare at the picture and they go oh, oh, oh but they never bother to read, which is the point of… Continue reading

  • Night of the Long Knives

    Night of the Long Knives

    Check out the new literature, or new old literature, at the green 2021 project. I hear it is scandalous. The Night of the Long Knives Continue reading

  • By the way…

    By the way…

    Maybe just one more quick story because I can’t believe I’m living this life. We’re getting into the afternoon of one of the longest pre-shabba’s days of the year and I am really restless. It’s too much sunshine. It’s too much daylight. But then in the middle of everything, Ghenna came by. I reminded myself… Continue reading

  • Until further notice, I’ll be at the club.

    Until further notice, I’ll be at the club.

    After several conversations, some of my Asian friends have reminded me of what the most essential garden instruments are. They told me that I needed some steel. So, just one quick story before I get out of here. My father actually came to visit me one time in Belarus. Oh, we made a big deal… Continue reading

  • Get ’em while they’re hot

    Get ’em while they’re hot

    Available at newsstands everywhere. Continue reading

  • Feng shui

    Feng shui

    I can’t tell the difference between whether I am the boss or the builder. Or maybe I’m just the bitchy homeowner who can’t stop redecorating even while the process of building is underway. Okay, it’s an opportunity to make money and at this level of wealth, what’s a few extra $100,000 either way. It’s a… Continue reading

  • Dustin Hoffman

    Dustin Hoffman

    Why weren’t you perseverant in getting to me 10 years ago? I suppose I was doing other things. But if it was important, why didn’t you do everything you could possibly think of to make it happen? We sent a few letters. To who? To you and to Michelle Rodriguez. We were pretty much dead… Continue reading

  • A fight for resources

    A fight for resources

    My thumb hurts this morning. I got into a fight yesterday. I honestly thought that my days of getting into fights were long ago. And just like the old days, I was not looking to involve myself in a tussle. I just wanted a flower petal for a snack. Okay, so this may require some… Continue reading

  • Hanging out in the garden with Robert Plant

    Hanging out in the garden with Robert Plant

    You know, Robert, you’ve got a hell of a name for a garden. Yes that’s right. I finally thought about that. I am a Plant. So we are sitting here contemplating the pluses and minuses of the Utopian. No, you’ve got a great thing here. I’ve never even thought such a thing is possible. Well,… Continue reading

  • Desertification

    Desertification

    I’m out in the garden right now basically grazing. I know I’m supposed to be doing something, I’m just not sure what. It’s been raining and cold for the last few days and this has allowed me some well needed time off. At the same time however, Lefty seems to be showing up for work… Continue reading

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