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Schmoozing with Old Al
Don’t even ask me where I get these opportunities but I got a yes to this conversation from Mr Al himself. I guess it’s a pleasure to be here, what, G I’m supposed to call you? G is fine. It’s not really that often that I get to hang out with a celebrity of your… Continue reading
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Two hotties
Okay, so fair is fair. I seem to have acquired some privilege here since joining the press corps. A regular place to live, stipend enough and for some reason, I have the luck, privilege and honor of the company of two hotties. Hi Yeah, okay. Hi. Nice. But as of the moment we are in… Continue reading
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Plan baseball instead of war…
Technically, this is the farm report but I’m just enjoying the song of playing baseball instead of killing each other. I can’t help but think that somehow baseball is the answer. I guess everything starts with the fact that Lefty is starting to put in days for me. I didn’t think he was ever going… Continue reading
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Hitting instructors
I can’t believe the day I’m having. We’ve gone to visit our good friend Lu San and enjoy some time in his garden and it has turned out to be an impromptu hitting lesson with two of the greatest hitters who have ever played the game. My friend the Babe and Sadaharu, the first baseman… Continue reading
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Sunday Morning “Way the fuck too early” meeting
Sunday morning way the fuck too early meeting Why am I even worried about this? Look around. I have the greatest staff in the world working reasonably diligently on a very cook work of Utopian literature. That’s what we do, aside from the plants in the morning. and why are we even here at this… Continue reading
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The new Issue of the Utopian is finished.
Here are the starting linups and pitcher’s corps for our four clubs. Shabat Shalom. Continue reading
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How would Brando do this?
Look what they’ve done to my baseball. Look how they’ve massacred my baseball. I want you to use all your powers and see if you can bring this back to something their mothers can look at. Bad leadership skills brought this on. What an environment to have to sit in just to get a glimpse… Continue reading
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Window boxing
I’m just sitting here watching my watering system do its thing. The plants seem to be responding well to a daily 20 minutes of rain. They seem happy to get it and are bright and vigorous. Some burnt leaves. Definitely some leaf burn. But like, so far so good, right? Because I believe that I… Continue reading
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Getting the timing right
I am just sitting here watching my watering system work. I’ve kind of got this thing down to a science. I have a timer that I use for workouts. It’s kind of like what they do for boxing where you go for 3 minutes and then you rest for one. I used to think that… Continue reading
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The United States found guilty of epic pollution
Hot off the presses. A major world court has declared that the United States is guilty of massive ecological destruction. They have been ordered immediately to shut down unnecessary industries for the purposes of allowing the planet to heal. Inspectors found that the entire war effort being perpetrated on the territory of Ukraine was equal… Continue reading
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