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June 8, 2023

Fabric pots

This is a great thing for a do-it-yourselfer looking to get started in the garden business. That’s me. That’s what I’m doing. I’m in the gardening business and I’m here to make money. Now, how we make money is kind of interesting. You see, I want to see how much of my own food I… Continue reading
June 4, 2023

Jibberish

Man Leaning on a Crutch with Left Arm RaisedAlexandre Hesse, French, 19th century Back when I used to play, I had this incredibly interesting habit of going for a walk with a baseball bat. It wasn’t like it was a tough neighborhood and I certainly don’t remember trying to represent myself as any kind of… Continue reading
June 4, 2023

Sunday morning delicious breakfast meeting

Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Glad to see everybody here and in a good mood. We have a big week coming up. Week number seven. Do we have any lingering questions or commentary about issue number 6? We lost Lu San. Well, we didn’t lose him. He’s just not here at the moment. And… Continue reading
June 2, 2023

The new issue is complete

Go ahead, click the link here, there, up there, over there, wherever the damn link is go ahead and click it. It’s an awesome work of art. What else? My leg hurts. The plants got watered and the peppers got mulched. And I thought conservative politics in potatoville. It seems conservatives want each and every… Continue reading
June 2, 2023

How the trains work

It was just a question. We talk a lot about this train tourism business and how much tolerance we have for young attention seekers who just can’t get enough of meeting brand new people. The thing is you shouldn’t misunderstand who we are. We serve several functions. Goods are transported along the electric train line,… Continue reading
June 2, 2023

Happy popping poppy day!

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May 31, 2023

I have a bat

Finally, after letting the desire linger for an incredibly long time, I finally wasted $13 and ended up with a beautiful 34 inch baseball bat. This bat is made of birch and I don’t think anyone believes birch is the best material for a baseball bat. I, however, I have no intention of using this… Continue reading
May 31, 2023

Праўда

Вось тут праўда. У нас суха. Гэта сапраўдны суха. Гэта былі 15 гадоў самай гарачай тэмпературы ў гісторыі гісторыі, і з таго моманту, як мы былі за рулём, чысціня нашай прыроды знікла. And if it’s worth anything, the word for truth in belarusian sounds remarkably like the word proud. Prauda. Continue reading
May 31, 2023

Dirty hands

Another shot over the bow by conservative thinking. That’s the thing about conservative thinkers, they always talk about everything but what is right in front of our faces. The usual tactic is to attack my body. They do not attack my work, all of these crazy things I create, they attack the body and the… Continue reading
May 28, 2023

Sunday morning meeting

Okay, let’s at least attempt to show that we are awake and alive and ready to go back to work. We are not awake or alive nor are we ready to go back to work. I understand that. I just want you to pretend. Fine. What’s the story, chief? Let’s just get some thoughts together… Continue reading

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