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  • Sunday misery report

    Sunday misery report

    It’s 6:30 and I’m done. I can’t do it today. Just one thing after another and I just can’t do it. I’m too sick and my leg is too fucked up. A little while ago I made an effort. I managed to water half the field. These were the pumpkins who looked like they just… Continue reading

  • I am violently allergic to stupid people

    I am violently allergic to stupid people

    Where am I right now? Right now I am on the couch in my office on the wet spot. The couch has a wet spot and I have been situating myself on the other side, in fact let’s go back to the other side. There, much better. I hate to bring up issues of homophobia… Continue reading

  • The moment

    The moment

    The two films I have today are from August 8th, 2021. This was the day that this lady got a policeman to come to my house and threaten me with a pistol for over an hour. It never actually seemed to him that there was something wrong with what she said. Later, he seemed to… Continue reading

  • Radish seed salad

    Radish seed salad

    I thought I might add one more report. After the last report, I decided I needed to go outside. I just didn’t feel like being inside. So, I have this Garden and of course I know this Garden very well. And it’s very beautiful there now. Everything is so alive. And the boxes are literally… Continue reading

  • Racism is about food

    Racism is about food

    I’ve been covering the greatest game ever pitched. This was a 16 inning complete game masterpiece thrown by Juan Marichal and Warren Spahn. Here is some blogger named Zero, I think, doing an excellent job of covering the game. And you can click here if you’d like to watch Mr Marichal work. Baseball is a… Continue reading

  • Rus

    Rus

    I’m just sitting here taking it easy on a quiet Sunday evening. The war between my neighbors and I took place very quickly at 5:30 am. Needing to answer their use of a gasoline powered weed wacker to destroy every living thing they could possibly get their hands on on Saturday, I decided to do… Continue reading

  • Peeking out from the Sunday morning wreckage

    Peeking out from the Sunday morning wreckage

    Boy oh boy, the Wagners are in Belarus. Doesn’t that make you feel warm all over? It’s really early on a rainy Sunday morning and we are in the middle of a shitshow. They’ve created a soap opera that creates a convenience story to move the Nazis into Belarus. The murder games that the leaders… Continue reading

  • A good command

    A good command

    I am sitting on a stool underneath the cherry plum tree. Actually it’s more of a giant cherry plum bush. Another mutant, like me. Did this morning go well? The truck with our winter’s wood did not show up yesterday. No call, no explanation. This had me worried because I’m not going to work on… Continue reading

  • Update

    Update

    That went interestingly. It seems the neighbors were having a party and I was speaking to them in correct English and allowed enough voice for them to at least have a thought I was speaking to them. Technically, I was just rehearsing my lines for tomorrow’s celebration and not making an eco protest about the… Continue reading

  • Dress rehearsal

    Dress rehearsal

    So I’m outside here at this unbelievable meeting that is getting ready to take place. Longest day. Is this the greatest holiday in the world? When I think of all of the things we call holidays and all of the things we celebrate, I think I could go with this one. Right now at a… Continue reading

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