Hey, Sergey.

What do you want?

Can I talk to you please for only a moment?

Say what you have to say.

You do understand that pollution is bad, right?

Пиздец блядь сука…

No. I don’t need you to create a big wall to defeat anything. Nothing will change. I just want to know if you believe that pollution is bad.

At this moment, the crazy black chicken came from the house. The opportunity to peck at the hero was more than her genitals could bear.

Yes. We Believe pollution is good because pollution means money.

That’s right.

You don’t like my car? I don’t care. I don’t care. Whatever you say, I don’t care. I need money. I need lots of money. Money is the only thing that is important.

That’s right.

But what I’m asking is, simply from an agricultural point of view or even simpler, our food, don’t you think that pollution is bad?

We have all the food we need because we have money to buy it. Look around you. This is civilization. You’re the crazy one.

That’s right.

We’re not really talking about crazy or not crazy right now. What I’m asking you is if you can… Okay I apologize. I cannot speak in long sentences because you can’t follow me. One question. Is pollution bad for the environment?

Yes it is.

It is? I thought we liked it.

No. We live with it. Women are more sensitive than men. You guys can work anywhere. The truth is we just put up with this because of money. But it makes us batshit crazy.

Is that what’s going on?

One more question, should babies be kept in a place with a lot of pollution?

At this point the interview came to a close. The both of them went back into their house, possibly to rethink their lives but probably to call the police and say that I had assaulted them with weapons. If I had to put the percentage of a guess, I would go 90-10 on the cause scandal. And if not, they just went to sit at the table and smoke cigarettes and have a good laugh at my expense. Они любят охуить меня. That would be true to form even if this was a moderate event for them.

But what if it was cathartic?

Marijuana can be cathartic. Maybe marijuana is the most cathartic gift that GodNature ever bestowed on us. I would go the odds of 98-2 that they did not go in the house to do a bowl or two and see what the world wanted to tell them about their antics. I mean, that 2% could only possibly be reserved for the absolute sickest Nazis who ever walked the face of the Earth. Flaunting dominance to the death of all living things while observing it with crystal clarity. They didn’t go inside to get high, my ratio’s good. But if for some reason, they actually decided to break the seal on that jar they have been holding onto for years now and decided that today was that occasion that they’ve been waiting for, that would be bingo and it would all go away. And just like that, this place is Utopia.