I’m just sitting here taking it easy on a quiet Sunday evening. The war between my neighbors and I took place very quickly at 5:30 am. Needing to answer their use of a gasoline powered weed wacker to destroy every living thing they could possibly get their hands on on Saturday, I decided to do some loud cooking in my kitchen, to use the well as loudly as I could and to test out the lid of my Dutch oven’s wonderfully resonant b flat as a tool of Pavlovian rewiring. Somebody said that this war was about psychological torture and the possibility of great physical violence. Okay.

Meanwhile, my fight for an ecologically minded Belarus has taken a decided turn for the worse. In an act of absolute tactical brilliance for the complete destruction of life anywhere except Russia, the wise, all-knowing and all powerful president of the Republic of Belarus decided to broker peace for Russia by inviting the Wagner group to be housed within our territory.

You are welcome to go on the internet and look up the Wagner group and what they do or at least what they are intended to do. In my opinion however, they have absolutely no value as military people except as carriers of disease. The Wagner group consists of people taking from the absolute lowest classes of Russia and offering them deals of amnesty if they agree to die for their country with honor. Not only AIDS but every single level of drug addiction and every single communicable disease humanly possible. Human running sores. The word for them is biomusor.

And for some reason, and in an actual land where people actually spoke and the actions of the country are somehow democratically oriented and come from the will of the people, I don’t think I could possibly put together the scenario where anyone would agree to invite this group of people into our home. I don’t even need to talk about this bullshit scenario they concocted to try and make sense of their decisions. I spend most of my teaching time with their newly brain-dead mutants to know that they don’t have any decision making processes anymore because no one ever allowed them to exercise them. Actually, not only prohibited from exercise but beaten for demonstrating health or common sense or an alternative point of view.

You know, a couple of days ago I made use of my community’s Wagner unit to put away some firewood. I’ve been spew shitting ever since and I’m just getting over it.

the Wagner group literally consists of human biological weapons and we want these people to stay with us permanently? Our lifetime president thought it was a good idea inviting these people to stay in Belarus. If you had any prayer of having even a single vote involving the decisions of your country, would you vote for allowing this group onto the territory?

If you don’t mind, this news requires some editing. The word Belarus means white Russia or Rus. Bella is white. There are those who believe that this means that this place is for white-skinned people because everybody believes that white is the color of purity. Or snow which really also should be pure.

But with this new decorating scheme, I don’t think we can use this name anymore. I don’t think it fits the brand unless we say it only means white people which means it only means destroying everything You touch. If you want to know, I live in Bela rus.

How do I know? It’s kind of like the weather. It’s local knowledge. Every time a new sickness rolls through the country, you get kind of good at understanding where it comes from.

Just one more thing. I’ve been putting such beautiful pictures here and doing my best to really make this utopian show something. They just don’t want anything beautiful here anymore. It’s really crazy but they just want this place to be as disgusting as humanly possible for some reason I will never understand. Let this picture be a tribute to our great leaders and all they have brought to our lives.