The Utopian
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Sunday Morning “Way the fuck too early” meeting
Sunday morning way the fuck too early meeting Why am I even worried about this? Look around. I have the greatest staff in the world working reasonably diligently on a very cook work of Utopian literature. That’s what we do, aside from the plants in the morning. and why are we even here at this… Continue reading
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The new Issue of the Utopian is finished.
Here are the starting linups and pitcher’s corps for our four clubs. Shabat Shalom. Continue reading
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How would Brando do this?
Look what they’ve done to my baseball. Look how they’ve massacred my baseball. I want you to use all your powers and see if you can bring this back to something their mothers can look at. Bad leadership skills brought this on. What an environment to have to sit in just to get a glimpse… Continue reading
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Window boxing
I’m just sitting here watching my watering system do its thing. The plants seem to be responding well to a daily 20 minutes of rain. They seem happy to get it and are bright and vigorous. Some burnt leaves. Definitely some leaf burn. But like, so far so good, right? Because I believe that I… Continue reading
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Getting the timing right
I am just sitting here watching my watering system work. I’ve kind of got this thing down to a science. I have a timer that I use for workouts. It’s kind of like what they do for boxing where you go for 3 minutes and then you rest for one. I used to think that… Continue reading
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The United States found guilty of epic pollution
Hot off the presses. A major world court has declared that the United States is guilty of massive ecological destruction. They have been ordered immediately to shut down unnecessary industries for the purposes of allowing the planet to heal. Inspectors found that the entire war effort being perpetrated on the territory of Ukraine was equal… Continue reading
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Jose Ramirez hits three homers in a game
I just want to say that while we were talking hitting this week, I mentioned about that big wide stance having some viability as well. I told you that there was some power in that. Sometimes the truth just comes out and you can’t stop it. And from both sides of the plate. Man, that… Continue reading
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Smoking with the Babe
We were just arguing over who he really was. He said that he was incorrigible. That’s the word they gave him. He just couldn’t sit still and didn’t want to read. He just wanted to play. Just a big bag of meat that wanted to run. The truth is that I worry about your health.… Continue reading
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Fabric pots
This is a great thing for a do-it-yourselfer looking to get started in the garden business. That’s me. That’s what I’m doing. I’m in the gardening business and I’m here to make money. Now, how we make money is kind of interesting. You see, I want to see how much of my own food I… Continue reading
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Jibberish
Man Leaning on a Crutch with Left Arm RaisedAlexandre Hesse, French, 19th century Back when I used to play, I had this incredibly interesting habit of going for a walk with a baseball bat. It wasn’t like it was a tough neighborhood and I certainly don’t remember trying to represent myself as any kind of… Continue reading
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