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I know Arthur is doing the best he can against some heinous adversity that perhaps my presence had prevented up until that moment. If we want to call this corruption, it’s just a misunderstanding. It’s a matter of having your heart in the right place but also having the brains to know how to make… Continue reading

It’s a little bit before noon here on Friday and I am finally out of my clothes and letting a little sunshine fall all over me. No, there is work to do. I need to do some watering and we definitely need to get those finishing touches done on the Utopian. But for the moment,… Continue reading

I’m sitting in the clubhouse with a couple of friends and we are talking baseball this morning. The first thing we talked about was how wonderful our baseball field is right now. In midsummer, it is at its peak of readiness. It was designed as a self feeder with the berms used for seating and… Continue reading

Б-г і бярозы Okay, if we want to get down and dirty I feel kind of like Louis CK right now. I mean if you want to take a picture, I’m just an old man playing with my dick in a park. Or you could listen to my side of the story. I did my… Continue reading

Why weren’t you perseverant in getting to me 10 years ago? I suppose I was doing other things. But if it was important, why didn’t you do everything you could possibly think of to make it happen? We sent a few letters. To who? To you and to Michelle Rodriguez. We were pretty much dead… Continue reading

My thumb hurts this morning. I got into a fight yesterday. I honestly thought that my days of getting into fights were long ago. And just like the old days, I was not looking to involve myself in a tussle. I just wanted a flower petal for a snack. Okay, so this may require some… Continue reading

You know, Robert, you’ve got a hell of a name for a garden. Yes that’s right. I finally thought about that. I am a Plant. So we are sitting here contemplating the pluses and minuses of the Utopian. No, you’ve got a great thing here. I’ve never even thought such a thing is possible. Well,… Continue reading

Don’t even ask me where I get these opportunities but I got a yes to this conversation from Mr Al himself. I guess it’s a pleasure to be here, what, G I’m supposed to call you? G is fine. It’s not really that often that I get to hang out with a celebrity of your… Continue reading

I can’t believe the day I’m having. We’ve gone to visit our good friend Lu San and enjoy some time in his garden and it has turned out to be an impromptu hitting lesson with two of the greatest hitters who have ever played the game. My friend the Babe and Sadaharu, the first baseman… Continue reading