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  • Sunday morning delicious breakfast meeting

    Sunday morning delicious breakfast meeting

    Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Glad to see everybody here and in a good mood. We have a big week coming up. Week number seven. Do we have any lingering questions or commentary about issue number 6? We lost Lu San. Well, we didn’t lose him. He’s just not here at the moment. And… Continue reading

  • How the trains work

    How the trains work

    It was just a question. We talk a lot about this train tourism business and how much tolerance we have for young attention seekers who just can’t get enough of meeting brand new people. The thing is you shouldn’t misunderstand who we are. We serve several functions. Goods are transported along the electric train line,… Continue reading

  • Sunday morning meeting

    Sunday morning meeting

    Okay, let’s at least attempt to show that we are awake and alive and ready to go back to work. We are not awake or alive nor are we ready to go back to work. I understand that. I just want you to pretend. Fine. What’s the story, chief? Let’s just get some thoughts together… Continue reading

  • Check out the newest issue of The Utopian

    Check out the newest issue of The Utopian

    There’s only a couple of columns of classifieds left to put together and issue number five is in the can. This week, we go back to the forest in search of truth and mushrooms. We argue whether Shabbos is more important than war, a nice children’s book about global warming, a bit more from The… Continue reading

  • Dude!

    Dude!

    Check this out going on right here and right now at the Utopian. I care about pollution which means I want it out of my life. I want clean air and water. Right here and right now they are debating right and wrong in an epic strugle that might mean the future of all life… Continue reading

  • Ballot initiative

    Ballot initiative

    It is up for a vote this week whether the phrase “If you can’t be reasonable, get off the planet.” should be considered reasonable for public offering. There are those who consider it violent to even suggest that another should harm themselves for the practical purpose of making the world a better place. However, there… Continue reading

  • Early Sunday morning meeting

    Early Sunday morning meeting

    Good morning, good morning, good morning. Week five of the Utopian and week 20 overall. What’s the story? I think we’re getting better at this. We are and we are not. We have too much work to do. Yes, but we are better than we were. Okay, this is not the time to pat each… Continue reading

  • Last words

    Last words

    The great Willie Mays on The dugout steps at the Polo Grounds I just wanted to tell you that we just had our first Thursday baseball yesterday and it was wonderful. Electrotech is a completely new brigade and these guys can play. Also, watch out for the Builders. They play a very serious game. I… Continue reading

  • Friday

    Friday

    Well, that was something. The new issue is out. The Utopian Enjoy it. It’s free while it lasts. We think it’s a good one. Also, let us know what you think in the comments here. You can also let us know what you think of this blog in the comments. You know, questions? Commentary? You… Continue reading

  • From Master Lu San

    From Master Lu San

    There is great expense in preparing for such austere moments. It is not only the expenditure of money, it is the waste of human lives all for the purpose of appeasing our arrogance. Such are people like ourselves. Two pompous fools of ceremony and pageantry. And in the end, we are but fools growing older… Continue reading

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