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July 12, 2023

War report (with video)

One thing that I expected going into this summer was that I needed to treat the month of July and August as if they were a war. Perhaps if you’re just too fucking stupid to know the difference, gardeners worried about things like the sun being angry from too much automobile particulate in the sky.… Continue reading
July 12, 2023

Garbage day

It’s about 10:00 a.m. and it’s going to be a hot one today. I am sick. Whatever it is I am in a lot of pain in my joints in my hands and then my knee and everywhere. I don’t know whether this is the new covid or something I ate but I feel absolutely… Continue reading
July 7, 2023

Check out the new Utopian

I mean, what? Did you think for a moment that I couldn’t pul it off? Come on… Here is yet another link. Cheers, oh! Damn. I forgot to give this a home. Maybe I’ll just put it here. Vegans do not hunt because they already know where the food is. Vegans are not predators. Vegans… Continue reading
June 30, 2023

The new Utopian is on the newsstands

Okay, a link. I need a link. Where’s the link? Okay stop. Look to the right and click on the link for the Utopian. That always works. And you can go there now and take a look. And hey, if you want to get involved, drop us a line. Is there a lot going on… Continue reading
June 25, 2023

Issue #9 of the Utopian is available now.

Scandal. Racism. Street theater. Acknowledgment of nature. Our devotion to the sun and the natural order of life and a musical protest against those who ruin our planet for profits and power. And some amazing baseball, field golf and a collective effort to increase literacy and awareness and make things better for our home. Click… Continue reading
June 16, 2023

Night of the Long Knives

Check out the new literature, or new old literature, at the green 2021 project. I hear it is scandalous. The Night of the Long Knives Continue reading
June 16, 2023

Get ’em while they’re hot

Available at newsstands everywhere. Continue reading
June 9, 2023

The new Issue of the Utopian is finished.

Here are the starting linups and pitcher’s corps for our four clubs. Shabat Shalom. Continue reading
June 4, 2023

Sunday morning delicious breakfast meeting

Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Glad to see everybody here and in a good mood. We have a big week coming up. Week number seven. Do we have any lingering questions or commentary about issue number 6? We lost Lu San. Well, we didn’t lose him. He’s just not here at the moment. And… Continue reading
June 2, 2023

The new issue is complete

Go ahead, click the link here, there, up there, over there, wherever the damn link is go ahead and click it. It’s an awesome work of art. What else? My leg hurts. The plants got watered and the peppers got mulched. And I thought conservative politics in potatoville. It seems conservatives want each and every… Continue reading

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