I mean, what? Did you think for a moment that I couldn’t pul it off? Come on… Here is yet another link.

Cheers,

oh! Damn. I forgot to give this a home. Maybe I’ll just put it here.

Vegans do not hunt because they already know where the food is.

Vegans are not predators.

Vegans do not sit in cars all day because they fear for their health.

Vegans do not like anything about internal combustion engines or things made from fossil fuels, period.

Vegans know.

Vegans are not interested in the time of day.

Vegans are grateful to nature that provides well.

Vegans hate having chickens in prisons

Vegans hate prisons and prison guards and prison wardens and prison budgets.

Vegans do not want prisoners.

Vegans do not emulate the bloated remains of an idealist gone corrupt, they follow the man’s ideas.

Vegans are not hungry for your body. Ever.

Vegans are very good at our jobs. Forever.

Get it? No more fat hearts or fat heads. Go green!