Go ahead, click the link here, there, up there, over there, wherever the damn link is go ahead and click it. It’s an awesome work of art.

What else? My leg hurts. The plants got watered and the peppers got mulched. And I thought conservative politics in potatoville. It seems conservatives want each and every juke to have its opportunity to thrive and live despite the fact that I want some potatoes.

Oh, indirect violation of federal code, I just committed a lot of abortions. So many of those jukes play with life so freely without thinking of the consequences of their actions. Unfortunately, they were quite heartbroken with the results of the Court ruling.

And then, like Pontius Pilate, I washed my hands of them. Not on my potatoes. Not on my watch.

Indeed, I have solved the problem. Immediately my California thinking had me asking how to import bugs or birds that would eat these little bastards. I finally came up with the answer. I am the alpha species. You don’t spread your little orange seeds on my potatoes. Not one.

Which reminded me to remind you that practical English reminds you to read every word. When in doubt, read every word. Ironically, it’s also true for potato farming.

Did I get it? I think I got it. So shabbat shalom. May you have a good rest. And if you’re too stupid to take a rest when the opportunity is there for you, you deserve the shit you get.

And to my enemies, may you choke on your food.

Think about it. God is nature? Nature isn’t god? Think about it. Put those two concepts right next to each other and tell me that we don’t have a big fat equal between them.

His work is all around us. Let It be. And let it rain. And let them leave their cars at home for a while, just to see what would happen to them if they didn’t continue their upkeep. What would life be like without our fucking cars?

I’ll tell you what would happen here. Utopia. Get these cringe artists out of Dodge, and we got ourselves a little garden to live in.

Is God really nature? What’s important is that we stop poisoning them immediately. Stop poisoning our home please.