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July 16, 2023

I am violently allergic to stupid people

Where am I right now? Right now I am on the couch in my office on the wet spot. The couch has a wet spot and I have been situating myself on the other side, in fact let’s go back to the other side. There, much better. I hate to bring up issues of homophobia… Continue reading
July 14, 2023

The moment

The two films I have today are from August 8th, 2021. This was the day that this lady got a policeman to come to my house and threaten me with a pistol for over an hour. It never actually seemed to him that there was something wrong with what she said. Later, he seemed to… Continue reading
July 13, 2023

Early afternoon report

It’s about 1:00 and I am finally into my day. It’s very hot outside but calm. For sure, I’m going to need to water a little bit even just for my own pleasure of cooling off. I’ve already got dirty clothes soaking. You end up doing a lot more washing in the summertime. I have… Continue reading
July 12, 2023

War report (with video)

One thing that I expected going into this summer was that I needed to treat the month of July and August as if they were a war. Perhaps if you’re just too fucking stupid to know the difference, gardeners worried about things like the sun being angry from too much automobile particulate in the sky.… Continue reading
July 12, 2023

Garbage day

It’s about 10:00 a.m. and it’s going to be a hot one today. I am sick. Whatever it is I am in a lot of pain in my joints in my hands and then my knee and everywhere. I don’t know whether this is the new covid or something I ate but I feel absolutely… Continue reading
July 12, 2023

Darth vegan

I know Arthur is doing the best he can against some heinous adversity that perhaps my presence had prevented up until that moment. If we want to call this corruption, it’s just a misunderstanding. It’s a matter of having your heart in the right place but also having the brains to know how to make… Continue reading
July 11, 2023

The next report in line

It’s Tuesday at 3:24 p.m. and I can clearly say that I have done almost nothing. I don’t feel like moving. I don’t feel like doing anything. I haven’t had the slightest bit of energy in the last couple of days. Maybe it’s depression from stopping my addiction to writing 16-page newspapers. Excuse me, you… Continue reading
July 10, 2023

Report number whatever the number is that we just used plus one.

It seems the date was not over. There were some startling things that startled me. Somebody said my name from my gate right while I was writing this blog out loud. I mean, do you ever type and talk while you do so? I have always recommended that my practical English students talk everything. Talk… Continue reading
July 10, 2023

Report number whatever this is

I think I’ve had a pretty successful day. Like from the kiss record, I deserve to give myself a round of applause, let’s go! I don’t even know if I can remember that far back as this morning. That was so long ago. That was so many things ago. What a world I live in.… Continue reading
July 9, 2023

What our days are like

You know, for a long time, I have been remiss in talking about the simple mathematics and scope of our little community here. We run a tight ship and for the most part it’s one in and one out so we have pretty tight near 10,000 people. And we use a very simple formula. We… Continue reading

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