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I no longer need my neighbors. I acquired them along with my house and they’ve been hanging around basically destroying everything they touch and I don’t really need them anymore.

I am putting them out on the street and if anyone sees any value in them, take them home. And if nobody wants them and they start getting desperate for someone to pay attention to them so that they might feel like there’s a reason to be alive, I also agree that I’m not going to help them. I have been forced to pay more attention to them for too long. They are too expensive to my life to keep and I simply do not wish them around anymore. And, if no one else wants them and the dregs of the planet start crawling up their legs like vines and dragging them down to hell with them, they can do so with my blessing. Such is life.

Good riddance and it’ll be a good day if they never come back again.

Photos by Anya



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