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  • 5:48 p.m. Thursday report

    5:48 p.m. Thursday report

    I would not say that I am 100% back to normal because I still get weak pretty easily. I don’t really have my strength back. When I run into things in my garden that are not right because someone else put them there, it takes my energy. And of course the neighbors who chimed in… Continue reading

  • Bloodthirsty fantasy number 7435.

    Bloodthirsty fantasy number 7435.

    Why did you keep this up for 2 years? Why did you keep it up for 2 years? I did it because my job is to support you. There was a moment of silence and she smiled at him. He had said something so darling and he looked so cute there with his fat belly… Continue reading

  • DIY stylus

    DIY stylus

    Okay, this is just weird stupidity. But somewhere in the day today the thought popped into the head that using a stylus would change my life. This thought came about because I’ve been getting extremely angry and frustrated at the misery of my life lately and perhaps not using my clumsy fingers to do all… Continue reading

  • Holmes and Watson

    Holmes and Watson

    Holmes, Holmes! What is it Watson? Someone has caused a stir. Tell me all the details. They’ll be fascinating, I’m sure. No, Holmes, this is serious. All right, Watson, tell me what is so important that you disturb my afternoon. Why, that’s astounding. What is? That you don’t already know. You’ve eaten too much at… Continue reading

  • Wednesday report: garbage in the forest

    Wednesday report: garbage in the forest

    This is another one of those triumphant tragedy days that could probably just be a triumphant day if they would just stop making the tragedies. I don’t really think this is too complicated to get out. It’s just another one of these reports that’s to disgusting to even think about. They really never learn anything.… Continue reading

  • The instigator trial

    The instigator trial

    There was a lot of Hysteria in the air. People were waving their arms and pointing their fingers. Everyone had gathered to scream and yell. The police had come. The roar against this one man was now insanely loud. The hysteria was palpable in the July heat. Sir, it seems apparent that all of your… Continue reading

  • Tuesday report part 2: vegan resilience

    Tuesday report part 2: vegan resilience

    So right from the beginning, there’s going to be trolls. It doesn’t matter if you say anything, you get people who just troll you because they believe whatever the fuck trolls believed to justify their actions. It ain’t good and we’re all dying from it. But I might understand if you thought that I was… Continue reading

  • Tuesday report

    Tuesday report

    I think the way things go here, the description of raging maniac is someone who can keep more than one simple thought in their head. I mean, God bless the people that understand go and stop. They are on the planet Earth because GodNature said go and neither of their parents said stop, or even… Continue reading

  • An interview with my neighbors

    An interview with my neighbors

    Hey, Sergey. What do you want? Can I talk to you please for only a moment? Say what you have to say. You do understand that pollution is bad, right? Пиздец блядь сука… No. I don’t need you to create a big wall to defeat anything. Nothing will change. I just want to know if… Continue reading

  • Blueberry smoothies

    Blueberry smoothies

    I’m a little worried if I can pull this one off. I don’t remember being this fucked up in a long time. I have a couple of stories of medical catastrophes. I’ve been ridiculously sick before. But I haven’t really been sick since I became vegan 5 years ago. Since becoming vegan, nothing ever really… Continue reading

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