From the American

Quickly, I only have 3 minutes. Pasta primavera. Did you hear what I said? Pasta primavera. Do you know what primavera means? That’s right. It means first greens. If you want to get virgin or not virgin about it come and make yourself happy. But I’m eating pasta primavera from my garden. Good appetite to… Continue reading

I would not say that I am 100% back to normal because I still get weak pretty easily. I don’t really have my strength back. When I run into things in my garden that are not right because someone else put them there, it takes my energy. And of course the neighbors who chimed in… Continue reading

Why did you keep this up for 2 years? Why did you keep it up for 2 years? I did it because my job is to support you. There was a moment of silence and she smiled at him. He had said something so darling and he looked so cute there with his fat belly… Continue reading

Okay, this is just weird stupidity. But somewhere in the day today the thought popped into the head that using a stylus would change my life. This thought came about because I’ve been getting extremely angry and frustrated at the misery of my life lately and perhaps not using my clumsy fingers to do all… Continue reading

Holmes, Holmes! What is it Watson? Someone has caused a stir. Tell me all the details. They’ll be fascinating, I’m sure. No, Holmes, this is serious. All right, Watson, tell me what is so important that you disturb my afternoon. Why, that’s astounding. What is? That you don’t already know. You’ve eaten too much at… Continue reading

This is another one of those triumphant tragedy days that could probably just be a triumphant day if they would just stop making the tragedies. I don’t really think this is too complicated to get out. It’s just another one of these reports that’s to disgusting to even think about. They really never learn anything.… Continue reading

There was a lot of Hysteria in the air. People were waving their arms and pointing their fingers. Everyone had gathered to scream and yell. The police had come. The roar against this one man was now insanely loud. The hysteria was palpable in the July heat. Sir, it seems apparent that all of your… Continue reading

So right from the beginning, there’s going to be trolls. It doesn’t matter if you say anything, you get people who just troll you because they believe whatever the fuck trolls believed to justify their actions. It ain’t good and we’re all dying from it. But I might understand if you thought that I was… Continue reading

I think the way things go here, the description of raging maniac is someone who can keep more than one simple thought in their head. I mean, God bless the people that understand go and stop. They are on the planet Earth because GodNature said go and neither of their parents said stop, or even… Continue reading

Hey, Sergey. What do you want? Can I talk to you please for only a moment? Say what you have to say. You do understand that pollution is bad, right? Пиздец блядь сука… No. I don’t need you to create a big wall to defeat anything. Nothing will change. I just want to know if… Continue reading