Dustin Hoffman

Why weren’t you perseverant in getting to me 10 years ago?

I suppose I was doing other things.

But if it was important, why didn’t you do everything you could possibly think of to make it happen?

We sent a few letters.

To who?

To you and to Michelle Rodriguez. We were pretty much dead set on her for the role. And we were thinking of Megan Fox for Fadar’Arid.

Those were two good choices.

Maybe Bruce Willis for Zoar.

Big money and he’s a pain in the ass.

Like you?

No, not like me.

No, not like you.

So you want me to play God?

By any reasonable measure of scale, it would be a close enough approximation.

I am the creator of all things.

And you did it in a week, to get the timeline correct.

And now for some reason I decide to make my appearance and my presence known on this little rock in the middle of a star system a bazillion miles away?

Yeah basically.

And what does God say, basically?

He lets people know that he appreciates that they are enjoying this little Paradise he’s created…

She’s created. You said God was a woman.

Tootsie?

All right, go on.

He basically tells them that they are welcome but they can’t build here because it’s not theirs to build on. They can enjoy it for what it is but they can’t change it to anything else on the account stop life from evolving how it wants.

This is where the tape ends. Sometimes we just don’t need any more words I guess.



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