The Utopian

  • Report number whatever the number is that we just used plus one.

    It seems the date was not over. There were some startling things that startled me. Somebody said my name from my gate right while I was writing this blog out loud. I mean, do you ever type and talk while you do so? I have always recommended that my practical English students talk everything. Talk… Continue reading

  • Report number whatever this is

    I think I’ve had a pretty successful day. Like from the kiss record, I deserve to give myself a round of applause, let’s go! I don’t even know if I can remember that far back as this morning. That was so long ago. That was so many things ago. What a world I live in.… Continue reading

  • What our days are like

    What our days are like

    You know, for a long time, I have been remiss in talking about the simple mathematics and scope of our little community here. We run a tight ship and for the most part it’s one in and one out so we have pretty tight near 10,000 people. And we use a very simple formula. We… Continue reading

  • Part 8

    I am really getting sick of this. I was trying to enjoy a moment in the garden. I found myself sitting on the bench and trying to explain to the plans why their lives were actually such shit. As they mature into plants and the craziness of reproduction fades into the responsibility of handling these… Continue reading

  • Check out the new Utopian

    Check out the new Utopian

    I mean, what? Did you think for a moment that I couldn’t pul it off? Come on… Here is yet another link. Cheers, oh! Damn. I forgot to give this a home. Maybe I’ll just put it here. Vegans do not hunt because they already know where the food is. Vegans are not predators. Vegans… Continue reading

  • Summer clothing

    Summer clothing

    It seems we never cover clothing, which is a bit of insanity. We never talk about our lovely clothing that we have in our beautiful community. To start out with, the philosophy of covering ourselves is an amalgam of necessity plus aesthetics. There is the weather that needs to be contented with and we require… Continue reading

  • Friday morning update

    Friday morning update

    It’s a little bit before noon here on Friday and I am finally out of my clothes and letting a little sunshine fall all over me. No, there is work to do. I need to do some watering and we definitely need to get those finishing touches done on the Utopian. But for the moment,… Continue reading

  • Part 7

    Well, we’ve solved the mystery of the Nazi engine driver. This is a crazy development in the story. It seems that my neighbor bought the hunchback a car for being such a good hunchback. Квазимодо за рулём. Well, this kind of makes sense. I mean, if I thought that the fat fuck was actually putting… Continue reading

  • Part 6

    It’s well into Wednesday afternoon and the weather is again perfect. Actually, it’s hot. It is obviously hotter than it is supposed to be or, as I sink is the story, we are getting some kind of dazzling light from the Sun that just carries a little bit too much radiation. This is either from… Continue reading

  • Part 5

    I could probably call this war reporting. If I look around at what’s going on around me right now, there’s no other way to say it. This is war reporting. I don’t know if I should recap things or not. This all started when in a fit of joyous abandon to enjoy the celebration of… Continue reading

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